January Jones may be best known as Betty Draper of the critically acclaimed series Mad Men, but she also holds another important role: unsuccessful Los Angeles based comedian Emily Faye’s favorite celebrity. “Why?” you may wonder, “Why is January Jones, a woman I never think about, who is pretty and boring and elegant in a way that makes her seem like the princess of an icy land, your favorite celebrity?” The answer is a story. A story told by her instagram page. Were we not living, here and now, in this age of social media, we would be oblivious to the fact that this fine-boned blond actress who draws comparisons to Grace Kelly is, in actuality, the one person in this earthly realm who loves literally everything. She is a simple woman of the simplest pleasures and it is is the only thing that brings me joy. Come, take a stroll with me, down the lane of some of the things that January loves.
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