January Jones may be best known as Betty Draper of the critically acclaimed series Mad Men, but she also holds another important role: unsuccessful Los Angeles based comedian Emily Faye’s favorite celebrity. “Why?” you may wonder, “Why is January Jones, a woman I never think about, who is pretty and boring and elegant in a way that makes her seem like the princess of an icy land, your favorite celebrity?” The answer is a story. A story told by her instagram page. Were we not living, here and now, in this age of social media, we would be oblivious to the fact that this fine-boned blond actress who draws comparisons to Grace Kelly is, in actuality, the one person in this earthly realm who loves literally everything. She is a simple woman of the simplest pleasures and it is is the only thing that brings me joy. Come, take a stroll with me, down the lane of some of the things that January loves. 


January loves pickles!


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January loves 420!



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January loves stolen memes!



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January loves this snake!



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January loves adult coloring books!



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January loves Betty Draper (and weed)!



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January loves Fat Betty!



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January loves the baby santa face hole filter!



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January loves Hillstone Restaurant!



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January loves classic old Hollywood!



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January loves the Chili’s at O’Hare Airport!



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January loves when it’s the month that is also her name!




The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes! 


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