We made it to January, PW-heads. What a month it has been, truly. Now here’s the latest in Paige News, e-delivered to your e-mail for your e-ntertainment.
Top Stories this Month
Spent 3 Days With My Parents and Lived
It wasn’t easy, but Christmas was a success in that I did not die.
Replaced My Futon with a Real Bed
I’m a grown up :(
Purchased New Shoes
Everyone has been commenting on them and it’s making me really self-conscious.
Resolved to Take the Microwave Out of My Car’s Trunk
Still working on it.
Is this a fire hazard?
Earlier in the Month: What You May Have Missed!
12/11 – Ate some free ziti in Mid-City.
12/26 – Contemplated mortality in a Hello Kitty art exhibit.
1/3 – Resolved to sabotage the resolutions of others.
Lol look what I saw at Target
1/13 – Replenishing car snacks.
1/23 – 1/26 – Going out of town, will likely leave some socks behind.
1/31 – More contemplation of mortality.
I was late to work so I could buy this
Did you get the Christmas gift I mailed you? It’s socks.
I hope you like socks.
Mom started a group text with me and Dad
There you have it, the last four weeks of Paige-tivities in one convenient Paige-mail. Have a great month and please let me know if you got the socks!
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