July Caption Contest Winners
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July 13, 2015

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WINNER:
I finally understand The Matrix.
-John A. Mathews, @UncomfyHug

RUNNERS UP:
Rather than devour the dachshund, hot dog and hamburger on the spot, the swimming pool decided to lay dormant for another 1000 years.
-Adam Allgood, @AllgoodAdam

To the outside world, Lucky had it all. A big pool. A hot dog. A hamburger. So why did he feel… nothing?
-Asterios Kokkinos@asterios

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