Key Highlights From Hemingway’s Life if He Lived Today
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September 28, 2017

Leaves Oak Park, Illinois to be a poor struggling writer in Brooklyn.

Thinks Europe is “over,” travels around Asia instead.

Never marries but is a serial Tinder dater.

The Sun Also Rises is written about an orgy he had at Burning Man.

Home brews.

Gets into public feud with PETA, wins.

Still sells out to Hollywood, still has mixed feelings about it.

Thinks Jonathan Franzen is a hack.

One of the first to go to Cuba after the travel ban is lifted and posts waaay too many photos of rum drinks on Instagram.

Pens short story about how Bernie would have won.

Still fathers multiple children. The man is virile AF.

He and Fitzgerald subtweet the shit out of each other.

 

 

 
 

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