The Higgs Weldon

LISTS

  • In Light of McDonald’s New Uniforms, May 19, 2017
  • 7 Conversation Starters To Help You Cum, May 17, 2017
  • Summer Vacations On A Budge(t), May 16, 2017
  • German Words the English Language Should Adopt, May 11, 2017
  • Ten Things Sold at a Republican Garage Sale, May 5, 2017
  • Holidays I’ll Be Celebrating This Year, May 4, 2017
  • Monthly Affirmations Because I’m Fucking Busy, May 3, 2017
  • Just A Little Inspiration…, May 2, 2017
  • Trump’s First 100 Days: An Alternative Look Back, April 26, 2017
  • What Your Eye Color Says About You, April 13, 2017
  • 5 Stories Even Shorter and Better Than Hemingway’s, April 10, 2017
  • 10 Tips for Eating BBQ Ribs at Work, April 5, 2017
  • My 5 Most Memorable Celebrity Encounters, March 30, 2017
  • Crafty Handouts For Your Next Airplane Trip, March 28, 2017
  • Additional Hashtags To Delegitimize The Trump Administration, March 23, 2017
  • Constructive Feedback for My Kidnappers, March 17, 2017
  • The Quiz Section on NPR.org, March 16, 2017
  • Wine Tasting with Emily Faye, March 7, 2017
  • 5 Restroom Attendants Who Kept Their Cool While Handing Paper Towels To B-List Celebrities, February 27, 2017
  • 5 Hot Hairstyles That Will Change Your Life in 2017, February 16, 2017
  • I Have Been Engaged For 24 Hours: Here Are The Answers To All Your Questions, February 14, 2017
  • The People In The Town, February 9, 2017
  • America’s Top Spin Instructors (Who Are Definitely NOT Trapped In Spandex), February 7, 2017
  • 7 Things You’ll Only Understand If I Shout Them At You From My Mom’s Minivan, January 26, 2017
  • The 8 Stages of Grief My Mom Experiences on Facebook, January 25, 2017
  • Lines From My Rejected Screenplay, A Gritty Drama About The American Cheese Manufacturing Industry, January 24, 2017
  • January Jones is My Favorite Celebrity, January 23, 2017
  • Jobs Our Resurrected Lord Couldn’t Keep, January 20, 2017
  • Why Stop at Mansplaining?, January 19, 2017
  • 5 Reasons Why I, the Golden Retriever of a White, Upper Class Family, Voted for Donald Trump, January 12, 2017
  • A List of My Job References (And I Certainly Know What Job References Are), January 6, 2017
  • 6 Celebrities With Amazing Hidden Talents That Will Make You Love Them Even More, January 4, 2017
  • The 12 Gifts of Christmas, December 22, 2016
  • 7 Unspeakable Acts Your Favorite Muppets Committed that Prove Even the Most Pure of Heart Cannot Avoid the Temptation of Sin, December 16, 2016
  • 19 Really Annoying Things That Are Still Less Annoying Than You, December 14, 2016
  • Other Movie Warnings, December 12, 2016
  • The Worst Store Coupons Ever, December 9, 2016
  • Alternative Names For “Happy Hour”, December 8, 2016
  • Neil deGrasse Tyson Fixes More Science Fiction Movies, December 7, 2016
  • Holiday Gift Guide For The Man Who Either Has Everything, or is Emotionally Unavailable, It’s Hard to Say. Honestly Stephen, What Do You Even Like?, December 5, 2016
  • Some of the Penalties Incurred During My Family’s Annual Thanksgiving Turkey Bowl, December 1, 2016
  • Other People Who Should Be Booed If They Attend ‘Hamilton’, November 28, 2016
  • Neutral Conversation Topics to Avoid Talking Politics With Your Conservative Relatives at Thanksgiving Dinner, November 23, 2016
  • Concerned Citizens Who Saw Something And Said Something, November 17, 2016
  • 10 Things to Bring to the Movies, November 16, 2016
  • Daily Affirmations That Don’t Require You to Grow or Change, November 15, 2016
  • 8 Things I Have Said to Men to Remind Them That We Should be in Love, November 11, 2016
  • Trump TV’s Fall Line-Up, November 8, 2016
  • Things That Could Be Useful After the Apocalypse, So You Should Probably Start Hoarding Right Now, November 7, 2016
  • Postmodern Novel I’ve Never Read Or Craft Cocktail I Can’t Afford?, October 28, 2016
  • Things I Can Still Post Earnestly About on Facebook Once the Election Is Over, October 25, 2016
  • Spooky Creepy Fun Pranks, October 24, 2016
  • Reasons This Waitress Thinks I’m Eating Alone at Buffalo Wild Wings at 4:30 p.m. on a Thursday, October 20, 2016
  • It’s Fall Y’all, October 19, 2016
  • 7 “Off The Beaten Path” Things To Do In Lima, Peru, October 18, 2016
  • Why Are You Cancelling Your Audible Subscription?, October 13, 2016
  • Lies Told On A Recent First Date, October 12, 2016
  • 6 Things You’ll Only Understand If Your Parents Accidentally Left You at a Dave & Busters for Three Days, October 10, 2016
  • So You Have an Ugly Baby. Now What?, September 23, 2016
  • Wrestling Names for Wimps, September 22, 2016
  • Humans of Los Angeles, September 20, 2016
  • Suicide Squad Goals, September 16, 2016
  • Anne Frank, Abridged, September 13, 2016
  • A Census of Your Wedding to a LaVeyan Satanist, September 9, 2016
  • List of Reasons Fathers Give to Their Children of Why Their Recent Camping Trip Together Was So Special, September 2, 2016
  • The Euphemisms in My Cover Letter, Explained, September 1, 2016
  • 6 Places Besides Canada to Consider Moving to if Trump Becomes President, August 24, 2016
  • Probable Reasons They Haven’t Texted You Back, August 18, 2016
  • 8 Things Every Voice in My Head Knows to Be True, August 16, 2016
  • 5 Guys To Date This Summer Who Probably Have An Air Conditioner, August 11, 2016
  • Top Ten Worst Careers for Someone with No Teeth, August 10, 2016
  • Famous Last Words of Competitive Cooking Show Contestants, August 9, 2016
  • Books for Good Conservative Children, August 1, 2016
  • Acting Experiences I Wish My Manager Would Let Me Include on My Resumé, July 28, 2016
  • Posthumous Tips In Manhood For My Adopted Boys, July 26, 2016
  • Dating Your Bachelor/ette, July 25, 2016
  • Here Are All the Compliments I Would Like You to Give to the Chef, July 15, 2016
  • Where Are They Now: Alanis Morissette’s Other Hand Edition, July 11, 2016
  • Your New Baby Is An Invasive Species: The Facts About Your Baby’s Inner Savage, July 8, 2016
  • Adult Dr. Bronner’s, June 29, 2016
  • 4 Hilarious Football Player Fails, June 27, 2016
  • 9 Signs That You Are an Introvert (Who Is Very Adamant About Gaining Access to Military Grade Weapons), June 23, 2016
  • How You’re Going to Die, According to Your Favorite ‘90s Comedy, June 17, 2016
  • My Dad, June 15, 2016
  • Some Things I Feel Entitled to as a Millennial, June 6, 2016
  • Some Things You Gotta Do When You Meet the Love of Your Life, June 2, 2016
  • Book Title Outtakes, June 1, 2016
  • If NBA Action Figures, Like Strawberry Shortcake And Her Progeny, Were Scented With Aromas Suggested By Their Names, May 31, 2016
  • The Only Packing List You’ll Ever Need, May 30, 2016
  • On Hold Options for Your Company’s Support Team, May 24, 2016
  • Million Dollar Ideas with Grandpa, May 18, 2016
  • An Incomplete List of Dicey Situations I Could Get Out of by Executing a Perfect Backflip, May 17, 2016
  • Author Bios from an Ancient Lit Reading, May 13, 2016
  • Age-Appropriate Ways to Humiliate Yourself After 30, May 12, 2016
  • A Literal Idiot’s Guide to Classic Literature, May 11, 2016
  • 3 Classic Grifts, May 10, 2016
  • List of Short Lists, May 5, 2016
  • Reactions That Facebook Forgot, May 3, 2016
  • Things That’ll Make You Nostalgic for Pangaea, April 29, 2016
  • Animals Pitch the Network, April 25, 2016
  • 5 Reasons Your 3’s Are Definitely Better Than Your 2’s, April 22, 2016
  • Jokes For Children (Not Really) Part 1, April 19, 2016
  • Winning Chopped Dishes, April 18, 2016
  • Inspirational Quotes for Conspiracy Theorists, April 15, 2016
  • Amazon Dash Button Rejects, April 12, 2016
  • Ad Campaigns For Adult Dodgeball, April 11, 2016
  • 11 Super Doable Beauty Tips, April 7, 2016
  • How to Compromise When Naming Your New Home Theater, April 6, 2016
  • 6 Must-See Acts at Coachella 2016, April 4, 2016
  • 5 People You Will Meet in Film School, April 1, 2016
  • 10 Ways to Self-Justify Winning the Silver Medal at a Competitive Event, March 31, 2016
  • Truly Bipartisan Issues, March 28, 2016
  • Killing Bill O’Reilly’s “Killing” Series, March 24, 2016
  • 7 Weed Strains That Are Almost As Dank As Cracked Pepper & Olive Oil Triscuits [SPONSORED CONTENT], March 22, 2016
  • President Nicknames Part 2, March 21, 2016
  • This Year’s 5 Biggest Sundance Surprises, March 18, 2016
  • Menu Options at a Fancy Restaurant For Seagulls, March 17, 2016
  • College Thoughts, March 15, 2016
  • What’s Coming to Netflix this April!, March 14, 2016
  • How to Take the Best Bubble Bath of Your Life, March 9, 2016
  • How to Impress Others with Your Ability to Sing Using Solfege, March 1, 2016
  • Other 90s Shows Being Rebooted By Netflix, February 24, 2016
  • Things I Do Regularly That 13-Year-Old Me Would Think Were Hella Tight but Make Current Me Kinda Sad, February 23, 2016
  • 5 Ways I Tricked Myself into Flossing, February 19, 2016
  • President Nicknames Part 1, February 15, 2016
  • Lesser-Known Get Rich Quick Schemes for Powerball Losers to Consider, February 11, 2016
  • Napoleon Talking About Trying to Conquer Russia in the Winter or My Dad Complaining About Shoveling the Driveway?, February 5, 2016
  • This Year, I’m Getting on Fucking Shark Tank, February 2, 2016
  • Get to Know You Games, February 1, 2016
  • An Incomplete List Of Ted Cruz’s Ultimate Fantasies, January 25, 2016
  • Side Gigs, January 20, 2016
  • 10 Types of Articles Millennials Like to Read, January 19, 2016
  • Real Things People Have Googled And Found The Higgs Weldon, January 15, 2016
  • Ghostbusters Is Just The Beginning: Here Are More Cinematic Sex Changes We’d Like To See, January 14, 2016
  • Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs: 2016 Edition, January 12, 2016
  • The Evil Movie Villain Henchman’s Handbook, January 5, 2016
  • Coming Attractions, December 31, 2015
  • Resolution Hacks, December 28, 2015
  • Song Titles My Mom Unknowingly Quotes To Me, December 24, 2015
  • The Two Most AMAZING Ways to Use Keys, December 22, 2015
  • Holiday Gift Guide for the Budget Shopper, December 14, 2015
  • Things to Do at a Work-Related Conference, December 7, 2015
  • Lesser-Known Peanuts TV Specials, December 4, 2015
  • Children’s Books Updated for Millennial Readers, December 3, 2015
  • Breakup Season, December 1, 2015
  • E-Mail Like a Robot, But Better, November 30, 2015
  • Find The Hand Turkey That’s Right For You, November 25, 2015
  • Easy, Fun Ways You Can Use Your Progressive Ethics to Ruin Thanksgiving, November 23, 2015
  • Reasons I Would Be Called Upon to Help During an Emergency on a Plane, November 16, 2015
  • Top Secret Diets, November 12, 2015
  • Tweets to Famous Women Throughout History, November 10, 2015
  • Top Behind-The-Scenes Moments From Donald Trump’s SNL Appearance, November 9, 2015
  • The Frugal Fanatic, November 5, 2015
  • Steps for Getting Ready for the Best Night Out Ever, November 4, 2015
  • Truly Scary Halloween Costumes, October 29, 2015
  • Best of: Los Angeles, October 19, 2015
  • Cardinal Rules for a Successful Threesome with Your Partner and an Original Cast Member of Growing Pains, October 15, 2015
  • 5 Classic Movies That Almost Didn’t Get Made Because of Ghosts, October 14, 2015
  • Flattering Names I’ve Been Called In Emails That Go to My Spam Folder, October 8, 2015
  • Text Translation Guide: Breakup Texts, October 7, 2015
  • My Best Friends, October 6, 2015
  • A Series Of Unfortunate, But Not All That Bad Events, September 30, 2015
  • Statistics from the Country of Chad If the Country Had the Same Characteristics as a Guy Name Chad, September 22, 2015
  • Hot New Pitches for the ‘H’ in Jesus H. Christ, September 10, 2015
  • PC Senior Superlatives, September 4, 2015
  • 27 Ways to Know Whether or Not the Opossum Who Is Staring at You Is Going to Attack (as Determined by a Bear), August 27, 2015
  • Amendments to “If You See Something Say Something”, August 26, 2015
  • Wrestlemania Matches: The Norton Anthology Of Literature Edition, August 21, 2015
  • Better Shoes for the Same Old You, August 17, 2015
  • 2015 Ruddys (Paul Rudd Awards) Winners List, August 12, 2015
  • 13 Reasons Why I Don’t Want to Have Kids, August 11, 2015
  • Dan Grunfeld’s Midwestern Yoga Studio Rules, August 10, 2015
  • Ice Cream Flavors for Zombies, July 31, 2015
  • Who Said It: A Dedicated Sports Fan or an Avid Conspiracy Theorist, July 30, 2015
  • Morals I’ve Learned From Disney Movies, July 29, 2015
  • Small Business Advice: Customers, July 28, 2015
  • Hot Trends Only Kids of the 2010s Will Remember, July 24, 2015
  • Rules for Jazz Etiquette, July 23, 2015
  • Summer of Bummer: 13 Reasons to Justify the Title of this Article Which I was Pretty Stoked to Come Up With, July 20, 2015
  • If High School Were Reviewed Like A Movie, July 15, 2015
  • How to Buy a Cup of Coffee at Panera, July 14, 2015
  • Eulogies For The People Who Are Dead To Me, July 9, 2015
  • 7 Summer Cocktails To Help You Forget That Drifter You Murdered, July 8, 2015
  • Celebs Without Makeup, July 6, 2015
  • 10 Tips For Meeting Your Girlfriend’s Parents, July 1, 2015
  • Rules for Birdwatching (“Birding”), June 23, 2015
  • Signs I’m Turning Into My Father, June 22, 2015
  • Jobs Straight White Guys Think They Could Handle, June 19, 2015
  • My Post-Baby Book Reviews, June 15, 2015
  • Clickbait Children’s Tales, June 12, 2015
  • Best Names For Boats II, June 8, 2015
  • Top Reviews of Grandma’s New Dog, June 4, 2015
  • An Almost Barely Millenial’s Guide to Post-Millenials, June 3, 2015
  • 8 Times Obama Put Himself Ahead of This Country, May 29, 2015
  • Game of Thrones Guide for People Who Never Plan on Watching Game of Thrones, May 28, 2015
  • Things That Would Make Me Shake My Head, Chuckle and Say “I Could Get Used To This”, May 20, 2015
  • 8 Places You Need to Visit Before I Die, May 19, 2015
  • Top 5 Up and Coming Los Angeles Comedians to Wash 2015, May 18, 2015
  • 20 Pictures of Cyberspace I Found by Google Image Searching “Cyberspace”, May 14, 2015
  • 23 Questions for Twins, May 13, 2015
  • Things “Out of Order” in This Courthouse, May 12, 2015
  • Did You Just Eat a Weed Brownie or Are You Actually Having a Heart Attack?, May 6, 2015
  • 7 Cops Who Are Definitely Pretending They’re Shooting Laser Guns, May 5, 2015
  • An Extraterrestrial Study of People’s Television Ads, April 30, 2015
  • Top Google Searches, April 28, 2015
  • Top 5 Bird Poops on my Car, April 22, 2015
  • 7 Bands You Need To Know, April 20, 2015
  • Where is My Soulmate Right Now?, April 17, 2015
  • You’ll Never Solve These 5 Brain-Teasing Riddles!, April 16, 2015
  • Origins of Famous Sports Team Names, April 15, 2015
  • Five Life Hacks From a Billionaire, April 13, 2015
  • 6 Times When You Shouldn’t Dress for the Job You Want, April 9, 2015
  • Tombstone Goofs II, April 6, 2015
  • The 5 Best Easter Movies, April 3, 2015
  • Trendy Tech Startup or Elven Weapon?, April 2, 2015
  • The 5 Greatest April Fools Pranks of All Time, April 1, 2015
  • These People Have Way Too Much Free Time on Their Hands!, March 31, 2015
  • Notable Historical Quotes After Advertisers Get a Time Machine, March 30, 2015
  • Zach’s Monthly Tech Roundup, March 25, 2015
  • 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me, March 23, 2015
  • 5 Hallmark Cards From Your Grandfather, March 19, 2015
  • What to Expect from Kanye’s Kraft Singles Karaoke Party, March 11, 2015
  • Clickbait for Accountants, March 10, 2015
  • Ways to Skin a Cat, March 4, 2015
  • Your Favorite TV Shows As I Understand Them, March 2, 2015
  • 5 Signs the Cute Guy You Met at the Bar Is Actually Your Cousin, February 27, 2015
  • 10 Jobs That Won’t Exist in 10 Years, February 13, 2015
  • My GPS Sounds Like My Freshman Year Roommate, February 12, 2015
  • Lesser Known Country Singers, February 9, 2015
  • Extravagant Lies to Tell at Parties You’re Not Invited To, February 5, 2015
  • The Five Most Badass Dogs As Ranked By BadassDogs.com, February 2, 2015
  • Backed into the Future, January 29, 2015
  • 11 GIFs That Prove “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” is the Answer, January 26, 2015
  • 2015 Super Bowl Predictions, January 22, 2015
  • Other Proverbs About Bridesmaids, January 15, 2015
  • My Favorite Indie Movies of 2015 So Far, January 12, 2015
  • Even More Tragic Quotes by Charlie Chaplin, January 6, 2015
  • Attainable New Year’s Resolutions, January 5, 2015
  • Resolutions for 2015: The Hot Edition, January 1, 2015
  • The Top Dogs of 2014, December 29, 2014
  • Benito Mussolini’s Top YOLO Moments!, December 26, 2014
  • Santa’s Wish List!, December 23, 2014
  • Lesser Known Christmas Albums, December 22, 2014
  • Alternative Naming Conventions for Heterosexual Married Women That Are Also Good Tips for Choosing a Secure Password, December 12, 2014
  • New Releases from the Samuel Freedom Catalogue of Sanitized American Plays for Conservative Christian Audiences, December 4, 2014
  • Five Things I Wish I Knew Before I Summoned A Babylonian Demon, December 2, 2014
  • Five Tips to Help Techies Embrace Fashion, November 18, 2014
  • Best Names For Boats, November 17, 2014
  • 11 Optical Illusions That Will Blow Your Mind, November 14, 2014
  • Potential Advertising Slogans For The Toaster Oven, November 13, 2014
  • Highly Successful Alternatives to Alcoholics Anonymous, November 6, 2014
  • Presidential Trivia, November 5, 2014
  • American Psychiatric Association Guidelines for Preparing Frozen Meals, November 4, 2014
  • The Art of Happy Birthday, October 27, 2014
  • Tombstone Goofs, October 15, 2014
  • Top 5 Ways to Have Fun While Being Treated for Depression!, October 14, 2014
  • 7 Deadly Sins Only 90s Kids Will Be Smote by God for Committing, October 13, 2014
  • How to Avoid a Fight, October 7, 2014
  • 10 Ways to Deal with the Dreaded ‘Freshman 15’, October 2, 2014
  • LA is for Loners, September 25, 2014
  • 11 Next-Level Life Hacks for the 8th Year Grad Student, September 24, 2014
  • 9 Unbelievable Movie Goofs, September 23, 2014
  • Most Highly Anticipated New Fall Shows, September 22, 2014
  • 9 Most OMG Moments From ABC Family’s “Yogurt Teens”, September 16, 2014
  • Red Carpet Recap: A Tribute to Joan Rivers, September 8, 2014
  • Asterios Kokkinos’ 2014 Top Fantasy Football Picks!, September 3, 2014
  • Rejected Theme Park Rides, September 2, 2014
  • Unpopular Creatures from Greek Mythology, September 1, 2014
  • Tropical Jokes, August 29, 2014
  • New Cat Videos, August 28, 2014
  • Christian Pick-up Lines, August 27, 2014
  • Catchphrases, August 13, 2014
  • Clickbait Pornography, August 11, 2014
  • Robot Celebrities, August 5, 2014
  • 8 Upcoming Superhero Prequel Shows We’re Really Excited About, July 31, 2014
  • Worst Ways to Act Casually, July 30, 2014
  • Diseases Defined, July 28, 2014
  • Lukewarm Sex Tips, July 18, 2014
  • Morning Stretches, July 16, 2014
  • Some Cool Tattoos to Consider, July 15, 2014
  • Rejected Buzzfeed Quizzes, July 11, 2014
  • Crucial Directions For My Wake: A Simple and Reasonable List for My Best Friend, July 9, 2014
  • McGallagher’s Special Goin’ Outta’ Business! Happy Hour Menu, July 8, 2014
  • Grizzly Bear Go Camping What to Bring, July 3, 2014
  • Whoever Wrote These Bank Security Questions Sure Must Be a Huge Fan of the TNT Detective Show Rizzoli & Isles, July 2, 2014
  • Spooky Horror Movie Ideas, June 30, 2014
  • The 10 Most Pragmatic Pieces of Advice Given by My Graduation Commencement Speaker, Jeff Amant, Bass Player for Pearl Jam, June 24, 2014
  • Chi Delta Psi’s 15 Signs a Girl Is Straight Up CRAZY, June 19, 2014
  • Famous Scientists’ To-Do Lists, June 17, 2014
  • Rules of 8 a.m. Core Sculpt, June 12, 2014
  • Hip Brunch Scavenger Hunt, June 9, 2014
  • Finalists for NPR’s Summer Internship Program, June 5, 2014
  • 6 Ways the Jetsons Eerily Predicted the Future, June 3, 2014
  • Worf’s Honor Roll, May 28, 2014
  • Thoughts on Travel, May 22, 2014
  • How to Be a Strong, Independent Woman, May 15, 2014
  • 9 Scrapped Air Bud Films and the Sports They Were to Address, May 14, 2014
  • Fast Food of the Future, May 2, 2014
  • 8 Pickup Lines, If You Are a Settler of Catan, April 22, 2014
  • Lifehacks For Really, Really, Really, Really Depressed People, April 21, 2014
  • Forthcoming Celebrity Headphone Brands, April 17, 2014
  • Why You Will Never Be First to Board the Plane, April 17, 2014
  • Rejected Monopoly House Rules, April 15, 2014
  • If Upworthy Wrote Headlines for Suicide Videos, April 4, 2014
  • Signs You’ve Given Up, March 17, 2014
  • I Am Outstanding Fellow, March 13, 2014
  • Items on the Scavenger Hunt I Planned for the Police Officers Chasing Me, March 12, 2014
  • Scrapped Horror Movie Sequels, March 11, 2014
  • Brand New Life Hacks to Simplify for Spring!, March 7, 2014
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: Some Famous Alaskan Pioneers!, March 3, 2014
  • Observations About Animals, February 25, 2014
  • Advertising Taglines for Human Existence, February 17, 2014
  • The Manliest Valentine’s Day Gifts, February 14, 2014
  • Page Choices From My Self-Published Pro-Abstinence Choose Your Own Adventure Novel, February 12, 2014
  • Text Guide: Mystify Men with Your Chill Bro Attitude this Valentine’s Season, February 10, 2014
  • Government Secrets, February 4, 2014
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: Alaska in the Movies!, February 3, 2014
  • Learn to Speak Humanities, January 17, 2014
  • New Year’s Resolutions I’ve Already Given Up On, January 8, 2014
  • Classroom Seating Charts of the World, January 7, 2014
  • My Potential Epitaphs, January 6, 2014
  • Top 12 Numbers to Title Your BuzzFeed Article With, December 30, 2013
  • #BossFails, December 18, 2013
  • Rejected Bond Girls, December 17, 2013
  • Holiday Gifts for the Alt-Bro in Your Life, December 13, 2013
  • My Dream Roles, December 11, 2013
  • Inspiring Messages for My Little Brother, December 4, 2013
  • Less Interesting Vice Documentaries, December 3, 2013
  • My Perfect Fall Day, November 13, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: November Thank-Tacular, November 4, 2013
  • Once Upon A Time Rough Drafts, October 28, 2013
  • Reviews of Porn Parodies of Horror Films, October 28, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: SPOOKTOBER SCARETACULAR, October 21, 2013
  • I Livetweeted An Angry Improv Coach, October 16, 2013
  • Psych Study, October 15, 2013
  • Dr. Steven Fisher on 5 Things Obamacare Does Not Do, October 14, 2013
  • Rejected ModCloth Product Descriptions, October 11, 2013
  • Lectures Delivered by a History Professor Desperate to Connect With His Students, October 9, 2013
  • Hipst-Urban Legends, October 4, 2013
  • 5 Reasons Why The Breaking Bad Finale Just Didn’t Work, September 30, 2013
  • Top 5 Songs for Winding Down the Summer, September 23, 2013
  • The Ultimate Feminist Bachelorette Party Checklist, September 13, 2013
  • Suggestions I Have Shouted at Improv Shows Before Being Asked to Leave, September 11, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: ARTS AND LEISURE EDITION, September 2, 2013
  • Diseases from the FUTURE, August 28, 2013
  • Selected Modern Installments of Beverly Cleary’s Ramona Book Series, August 27, 2013
  • 5 Reasons Ben Affleck Will Be the Best Batman Yet, August 26, 2013
  • White House NSA Scandal Distraction Plan, August 21, 2013
  • White Trash, August 19, 2013
  • Michael Keaton Trivia, August 14, 2013
  • If Horror Movies Were Titled Based on Their Posters, August 9, 2013
  • Life Tips from Jane Eyre, August 6, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: DISPATCHES FROM THE FROZEN NORTH!, August 5, 2013
  • Some Lesser-Known In-N-Out Secret Menu Items, July 23, 2013
  • Ways My Mother Has Ended Recent Emails, July 17, 2013
  • Five Things Decidedly Not So Raven, July 12, 2013
  • Beatles Song or Reality TV Show?, July 9, 2013
  • Beat the Heat Guide, July 5, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: GOLD RUSH EDITION, July 1, 2013
  • Lesser-Known Inventions by Famous Inventors, June 25, 2013
  • What Not to Wear, June 19, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: SCIENCE EDITION, June 3, 2013
  • Things I, A Bomb Squad Technician, Wish I Had Done Differently, May 22, 2013
  • Failed Startup Companies, May 14, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska: SPORTS EDITION, May 6, 2013
  • Dog Breeds That Didn’t Make the Cut, May 1, 2013
  • My iPod: Romance Playlist, April 29, 2013
  • Least Attended Conventions, April 26, 2013
  • Geographic Oxymora, April 24, 2013
  • What These TV Shows Should Actually Be About Based on Their Names, April 23, 2013
  • If James Bond Villains Went on Dr. Phil, April 10, 2013
  • List of Guys I Wish My Mom Had Married Instead of Barry, Part 1, April 9, 2013
  • Mad Men Season 6 Plot Clues, April 5, 2013
  • Hobbies I Assume This Optometrist Is Screening for with the Blank Prompt on His New Patient Form for “HOBBIES”, April 3, 2013
  • Suggested Foods for the Hollywood Trader Joe’s to Sell, April 2, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska, April 1, 2013
  • The Worst Things About Pinterest, March 20, 2013
  • Less Popular Irish Drinking Songs, March 15, 2013
  • 10 Tips to Help You Better Understand and Cleverly Outsmart Your Teenage Son, March 12, 2013
  • TV Show Ideas, March 6, 2013
  • Vietnamese Restaurants to Avoid, March 5, 2013
  • Little Known Facts About Alaska, March 4, 2013
  • Seven Reasons Why Cats Are Better Than Kids, February 27, 2013
  • Fox Executive Meeting Notes on Cocoon Reboot, February 21, 2013
  • What Happens when You Sneeze X Times, February 19, 2013
  • Top 9 Huffington Post Wardrobe Malfunction Headlines, February 8, 2013
  • Near Near Death Experiences, February 7, 2013
  • Increasingly Desperate Name Ideas for My New Self-Serve Frozen Yogurt Business, January 29, 2013
  • Emoticons, January 8, 2013
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