The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
“Mark my words little lamb, one day there’ll be a song about us, and that song will be used teach children how to play the recorder.” –Mary
Joseph Larrea (@josephwlarrea)
Tonesby Tony Alfieri
Arugula, Of Courseby Nevin Sharma