March Caption Contest Winners
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March 28, 2016



After he stopped drinking, Carl realized how one-dimensional his friends were.
John A. Mathews, @UncomfyHug


Triangle: Um. Aren’t you working tonight?
Star: Not until sundow-FUCK.
-Julia Bales, @juliabailz

Here’s to Circle Boy! Six months sober!
-T. Hudson Roberts, @theblockxxx


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