After he stopped drinking, Carl realized how one-dimensional his friends were.
–John A. Mathews, @
Triangle: Um. Aren’t you working tonight?
Star: Not until sundow-FUCK.
-Julia Bales, @juliabailz
Here’s to Circle Boy! Six months sober!
-T. Hudson Roberts, @
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