March Caption Contest Winners
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March 24, 2014

caption contest march

WINNER:
Despite popular belief, it is not his Slider but his full-frontal nudity that makes T-Rex an unstoppable pitcher.
-Zach Pugh, @ZachPugh

RUNNERS UP:
65 million years and I have to pitch in this tiny stadium!? I USED TO BE KING OF THE DINOSAURS.
-Ethan Stanislawski, @ethanstancomedy

Alvarado has beefed up a lot since last season. There’s some speculation that he might be on the juice.
-Dave Amadio, @aminorprophet


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