The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
Your 20s: If I have a kid, I won’t be able to do ANYTHING. Your 30s: If I have a kid, I’ll have at least done SOMETHING.
Bad Newsby Logan Guntzelman
Dear Abbyby Harris Mayersohn