Finn Straley is the last living descendent of a proud line of Kings in the North. He has never known true comfort. His heart pumps bear blood and his gaze can freeze a moose in full stampede. 420 friendly.

dino caption


They never did find a cross big enough to crucify Dinosaur Jesus.
Finn Straley, @finnstraley


Mystery Science Theater 300,000,000 B.C.
-Tony Alfieri, @TonesAlfieri

He truly is the Tyrant Lizard King of Tyrant Lizard Kings!
-Lauren Thomas-Martin and Jeremy Martin, @MartinDuprass


The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *