They never did find a cross big enough to crucify Dinosaur Jesus.
–Finn Straley, @
Mystery Science Theater 300,000,000 B.C.
-Tony Alfieri, @
He truly is the Tyrant Lizard King of Tyrant Lizard Kings!
-Lauren Thomas-Martin and Jeremy Martin, @
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