Community = A Really Wonky Uni

Entourage = A Buncha Bruvs

Cheers = Shite Pub, Innit?

Veep = Not The Prime Minister, The Other One

Cash Cab = Q’s In The Pound Carriage

Full Frontal = Full On Mental, Innit? Wid A Lass

Tosh.0 = Bruv, You See Dis On The Telly?

Whose Line Is It Anyway? = We Call It A Queue!

Don’t Trust The B—- In Apt. 23 = She A Real Bugger In Flat 23, Isn’t She?

Queer Eye For The Straight Guy = Buncha Nancy Boys Fixin’ A Twit

The Daily Show = Proper Taking The Piss Outta Parliament

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? = You Fancy 714,300 Quid?

Duck Dynasty = Pure Rubbish Telly

Welcome Back, Kotter! = Pip Pip For Old Chap Worcestershire!

Superstore = Harrods

Cops = Cops (But Without All The Bloody Gun Stuff)


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