INT. ROMERO’S CONDOMINIUM – NIGHT
Our two heroes bust open the door to the luxury condominium of infamous L.A.-based naval criminal SIMON ROMERO (40’s, scar across his face). They find Romero seated in his posh living room.
At the sight of our two heroes flashing their badges and guns, Romero looks completely stunned for a beat and then speaks…
ROMERO: Hey, aren’t you LL Cool J and the kid from Scent of a Woman? What are you two doing together and why are you pretending to be cops?
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