The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
I always hear about survivors turning to cannibalism because they were starving to death. It’s usually my third or fourth option, after thai food, then sushi, then cannibalism. Then churros.
Songs are Sad and Unacceptableby Rob Schultz
Man of Lettersby Raj Desai