Non-Spoiler Spoiler Alerts
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September 11, 2017

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring — Gollum gets caught humping an apple pie. 

Breakfast at Tiffany’s — Tiffany serves pancakes. 

Jerry Maguire — Jerry wins the All Valley Karate Tournament by doing a crane kick taught to him by Doc Brown.

Forrest Gump — The protagonist keeps saying, “Life is like a box of Cheez-Its.”

Singin’ in the Rain — A guy gets really wet and seems happy about it next to a lamppost.

Shawshank Redemption — Eric Shawshank redeems himself by becoming a good person after inexplicably living Groundhog Day over and over again.

All the President’s Men — Richard Nixon and his friends pledge to lose their virginity before graduating from high school.

Fight Club — Men gather to discuss the rules of punching each other.

Most movies — A subset of humankind are shown to be “people, too.”

Almost all movies — People with highly symmetrical faces solve problems and/or get out of tough spots.

 

 

 
 

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