Nobody gives a shit about your art, Steven.
-David Smith, @daarsm
The Iowa locals weren’t used to the foul-mouthed roasting from new arrival Andrew Dice Corn.
-Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios
But Martin, they told all us Thanksgiving foods we’re supposed to symbolize “gratitude,” not “attitude!”
-Mike Pearl, @mikeleepearl
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