Oh, I guess pandas have started fucking again.
-Asterios Kokkinos, @
Local Panda Posing as a Student Violently Mauls Bus Full of Teenagers.
-Zach Pugh, @
After his parents fell on hard times by eating up all their bamboo crops, Peter Panda was forced to attend public school.
-Taylor Sade, @
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