October Caption Contest Winners
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September 7, 2015


Oh, I guess pandas have started fucking again. 
-Asterios Kokkinos, @asterios

Local Panda Posing as a Student Violently Mauls Bus Full of Teenagers.
-Zach Pugh, @ZachPugh

After his parents fell on hard times by eating up all their bamboo crops, Peter Panda was forced to attend public school.
-Taylor Sade@taylorsade

The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!


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