Office Haikus
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April 11, 2014

Hey Jim could you please
Set up our Google Plus page
It’s for linkbuilding

Yeah, I’m dialed in
Yeah, I can hear you clearly
YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU

Great Q1 earnings!
To celebrate, we’d like to
Have some more meetings

Printer paper’s out
Who was the last to use it?
I bet it was Jim

Google’s algo changed
We are now being outranked
There is no hope left

Who’s hard-boiling eggs?
I can smell them, who is it
Jim I swear to God

Casual Friday
Looking good, Veronica!
Jim, your pants are dumb

Great presentation
Really fascinating, Jim
Now get the hell out

 

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