Once Upon A Time Rough Drafts
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October 28, 2013

Thrice In A Duck’s Dynasty

Twice In An Oven Roasted Ham

Once In A Risen Bread

Never In A Bat’s Derrière

Once Upon A Weeping Great Aunt Sheryl

Once In A Tenderized Pork Loin

Twice In A Knight’s Eye Twinkle

Once Around The Horse’s Hoof

Once In Eve’s Garden

Once Upon A Droplet Of Whale Piss

 

 

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