Thrice In A Duck’s Dynasty

Twice In An Oven Roasted Ham

Once In A Risen Bread

Never In A Bat’s Derrière

Once Upon A Weeping Great Aunt Sheryl

Once In A Tenderized Pork Loin

Twice In A Knight’s Eye Twinkle

Once Around The Horse’s Hoof

Once In Eve’s Garden

Once Upon A Droplet Of Whale Piss



The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!


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