Other Movie Warnings
By
December 12, 2016

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This film contains:
 
ASSIACB — Adult Situations Specifically Involving A Custody Battle
 
UWT — Unnaturally White Teeth
 
FEPISM — Female Exiting Pool In Slow Motion
 
DWAICSO — Desk With All Its Contents Swiped Off
 
JWSIAIBIBBGC — Judge Who Says “I’ll Allow It, But It Better Be Good, Counselor”
 
SBWI — Sunglasses Being Worn Indoors
 
FLSTID — Flat Line Sound To Indicate Death
 
PEBRSAPS — Poor Editing Between Restaurant Scene And Park Scene
 
LFBG — Laid-back Fat Bearded Guy
 
IIHS — Idiot In Hawaiian Shirt
 
UCWHIH — Upset Character With Head In Hands
 
ACWYGOAP — Angry Character Who Yells “Get Out” And Points
 
MYP — Moron Yelling “Paaaarty”
 
SLAFBFOFL — Somewhat Less Attractive Female Best Friend Of Female Lead
 
CULELATG — Character Underwater Looking Existentially Lost Ala “The Graduate”
 
DTPB — Dog That Plays Basketball
 
TMITEM — This Movie Is The “Entourage” Movie

 

 
 
 

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