Imminent dread at ever-looming nuclear war
Hopeless despair that your views aren’t properly represented in government
Ongoing confirmation that hell is older white Christian men making decisions about your body on your behalf
Lack of Vitamin D from staying indoors all day reading pre-revolution Russian literature
Dry eye from wistful glances back to a time when participatory democracy really meant something, ya know?
Anxiety from sipping too much black coffee while pondering yet again if Bernie Sanders could have won
A crushed soul as you realize all historical civilizations have ended in tyrannical religiosity
The gnawing feeling that, I mean, nothing matters anyway, we’re all going to die sooner or later
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