1. George Washington: G Wash Me Nae Nae

2. John Adams: Brian Adams

3. Thomas Jefferson: TJ’s Grocery   

4. James Madison: James Marsden

5. James Monroe: Jimmy One Mo Term

6. John Quincy Adams: GQ and A  

7. Andrew Jackson: Miss Jackson

8. Martin Van Buren: Da Real MVB  

9. William Henry Harrison: Billy Double H & M

10. John Tyler: Jonathan Tyler Thomas Jefferson

11. James K. Polk: James K Go Poke Another Country

12. Zachary Taylor: Zachary Taylor Thomas Quinto

13. Millard Fillmore: Mustard Refill

14. Franklin Pierce: Franklin Please

15. James Buchanan: James Buchan’t Impeach Me

16. Abraham Lincoln: Ham Links

17. Andrew Johnson: Andy J Town

18. Ulysses S. Grant: Ulysses S. Grant

19. Rutheford B. Hayes: Rutheford B. Haaaaaayes

20. James A. Garfield: JAG Money

21. Chester Arthur: Arthur I Hardly Chester

22. Grover Cleveland: Gro Back To Cleveland, Lebron James 



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