23. Benjamin Harrison: It’s All About the Benjamin… Harrison’s Baby

24. Grover Cleveland: Damn Grover, Back At It Again With The Second Term

25. William McKinley: will.i.am Kinley

26. Theodore Roosevelt: Theodore, Will You Accept This Roose?

27. William Howard Taft: Howard Taft William

28. Woodrow Wilson: WW II

29. Warren G. Harding: Tonya G. Harding

30. Calvin Coolidge: Calvin Keep Your Coolidge, We’re Going To War

31. Herbert Hoover: Bert Hoove

32. Franklin D. Roosevelt: Damn America, Back At It Again With The Second Roosevelt

33. Harry S. Truman: Harry Struman My Pain With His Fingers

34. Dwight D. Eisenhower: Dwight Power

35. John F. Kennedy: LaGuardia Terminal 5

36. Lyndon B. Johnson: Lyndon B Having A Medium Sized Johnson

37. Richard Nixon: Ricardo Nixonez

38. Gerald Ford: Gerald Ford Focus

39. Jimmy Carter: Please Call Me James, Jimmy Is Also Acceptable Though

40. Ronald Reagan: Ronald Areagano

41. George Bush: George 2 In The Bush

42. Bill Clinton: Billy Clit

43. George Bush: George Another 2 In That Same Mother Effing Bush

44. Barack Obama: Rack City


The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!


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