The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!
If I’m not the first to say hi, know it’s because I’m distracted by my brain’s constant refrain of “Everyone hates you and they’re right.”
Songs are Sad and Unacceptableby Rob Schultz
Foreign Correspondentby Mark Mitchell