Real Housewives of Atlanta Haikus
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March 19, 2013

NeNe Leakes
Full of sass and rage
your enemies are many
but I think ur great

Kandi Burruss
You won a grammy
and have actual talent
why be on housewives?

Kim Zolciak
You wear only wigs
which seems to attract athletes
I should wear some wigs

Phaedra Parks
Married a felon
eyes look like they’re popping out
ur son will probs suck

Cynthia Bailey
OMG you look
so amazing for your age
ur man drinks too much

Kenya Moore
So many hours
I have watched this show but
you are the worst of all

Porsha Stewart
You are pretty
but can someone else be on screen?
You are boring me

Sherée Whitfield
You really hate men
I am sorry they hurt you
goodbye forever


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