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Lettuce Be Great Again

Club For Goat Cheese

National Right To Knife Victory Foundation

Patriots for a Better Tomato

A More Perfect Onion

Slicing Roast Beef Action Fund

Coalition For Shit Shit Fuck Fuck Shit

Make America Stop Bleeding

Conservatives For Oh Christ I Think That’s Bone

Freedom To Dial 911 League

Restore Our Finger


The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes! 

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