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My girlfriend got put down today for biting a kid.
-George Coffey, @GeorgeCoffey


Pisces, you?
-Jefferson Ephraim Seidl

Excuse me, are you the same Seal that sang ‘Kiss From a Rose?
-Doug Jones


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