She’s Braver Than We’ll Ever Be
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November 12, 2013

The first thing she says will make you think. The second will break your heart. Why can’t we all be this brave?

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If a little girl did interrupt a town hall meeting to talk about how we should all “love each other unconditionally,” she’d probably get pepper sprayed! And the sheriff would run for mayor on the “I Pepper Sprayed Eileen” ticket. And he’d win! And he’d outlaw guys hugging!

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Article originally published on Upworthy.

 

 

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