A guy has to go to a party where he’s not sure if he’ll know a lot of the people there.

A guy runs into someone who remembers his name, but he doesn’t remember their name, and calls them “amigo.”

A guy thinks he has a bag of Bugles, looks for them, realizes he ate them a week ago.

A guy gets eleven texts in a row from his parents.

A guy misses happy hour by three minutes.

A guy thinks he’s going to TGI Fridays. TWIST: It’s actually Applebee’s.

A guy has to make small talk with coworkers.

A guy orders a Coors Light, finds out it costs $8.25.

Someone says, “hey,” to a guy, but the guy couldn’t hear it because he was wearing headphones, and now everybody hates him forever.


The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!


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