Suggestions I Have Shouted at Improv Shows Before Being Asked to Leave
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September 11, 2013

MAKE ME LAUGH

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

A SCENE THAT MASHES UP MC HAMMER AND MC ESCHER SOMEHOW

SOMETHING TO PUSH BACK THE DARKNESS

DACHAU

ANCHORMAN

A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL GO FUCK YOURSELVES

GROOVY

THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY OPEN PARENTHESES THE CUM SCENE CLOSE PARENTHESES

YOUR PARENTS’ APPROVAL

GENITAL MUTILATION

STUFF ABOUT NERDS

MIKE TYSON’S RAPE CONVICTION

SERIOUSLY? THIS IS YOUR PLAN? A CAREER IN IMPROV COMEDY? HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?

PINEAPPLE

 

 

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