MAKE ME LAUGH
YOU DON’T KNOW ME
A SCENE THAT MASHES UP MC HAMMER AND MC ESCHER SOMEHOW
SOMETHING TO PUSH BACK THE DARKNESS
A MAN, A PLAN, A CANAL GO FUCK YOURSELVES
THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY OPEN PARENTHESES THE CUM SCENE CLOSE PARENTHESES
YOUR PARENTS’ APPROVAL
STUFF ABOUT NERDS
MIKE TYSON’S RAPE CONVICTION
SERIOUSLY? THIS IS YOUR PLAN? A CAREER IN IMPROV COMEDY? HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?
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