Wooden wall plaque that says in gold letters “The Rich Get Richer and the Poor Get Defunded”.
A VHS tape of the movie “Terminator IV: Donald Trump vs Arnold Schwarzenegger”.
Packages of self-adhesive tattoos that say “I Love Money” and “Money Rules”.
Paul Ryan bobble heads.
Lawn mowers, scissors and other cutting tools.
A cassette tape of an old evangelical hymn titled “Praise the Lord but Forget Everybody Else”.
Donald Trump style blonde wigs.
Some of Ivanka Trump’s vintage clothes from when she was a Democrat.
Two foot tall stone carvings of Donald Trump’s head sold as lawn ornaments.
Organic note pads made out of the recycled paper that the Republican Health Care Bill was written on.
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