Illustration by Paige Weldon

Texting is hard. I’m here to help. This month, let’s find out if you’re as funny as you think you are:

Ha = “Nice one, pretty good, way to go.”

Haha = “Hey, I can tell you meant that to be funny, and I want you to feel okay about it,” or, “Um, let’s move on.”

Hahaha = “You know what? I smiled.”

Heh = “I am far too cool for school.”

Hehe = “I am very creepy,” or, “You have said something gross, but I am not upset.”

Lol = “That was pretty funny, but I don’t feel like thinking.”

Rofl = “WHOA, are you Ray Romano? Because you are killing it right now.”

Ahaha = “Lol 4 real”

Ahahahahhahahahahhh = “Rofl 4 real”

Roflwaffles = “Let’s get some waffles.”

That’s all for now! Come back next month when we’ll discuss a mystery topic (question marks).



The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!


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