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6 p.m. – The Knocking Dead: Jehovah’s Witness zombies pray and slay.
7 p.m. – The Wokking Dead: Stir Frying zombies experiment with wasabi.
8 p.m. – The Blocking Dead: Football Player zombies chew on cheerleaders.
9 p.m. – The Spocking Dead: Trekkie zombies attend cons to gnaw nerds.
10 p.m. – The Baching Dead: Symphony Loving zombies dine on bluebloods.
11 p.m. – The Talking Dead: Politician zombies consume their own brains.
Midnight – The Stocking Dead: Femme Fatale zombies nosh in nylons.
1 a.m. – The Rocking Dead: Heavy Metal zombies thrash and gnash.
2 a.m. – The Flocking Dead: Geese zombies fly south for chicken-fried innards.
3 a.m. – The Schlocking Dead: Low Budget zombies use too much ketchup.
4 a.m. – The Hocking Dead: Tobacco Chewing zombies look disgusting while they eat.
5 a.m. – The Squawking Dead: Excited Chicken zombies peck people to death.
6 a.m. – The Mocking Dead: Satirist zombies rise early to write biting humor.
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