This is the packing list that serves me well in all of my travels. I do not know why my fellow airplane passengers are always mad at me.
-my collection of bones
-eighteen 3 oz. Ziploc bags of pudding
-my novelty knife-shaped comb and comb cover
-2 flavors of toothpaste
-a pair of shoes
-a single spare left shoe
-an extra empty full-sized duffle bag
-a travel-sized shampoo bottle of my own blood in case of emergency
-a travel-sized shampoo bottle of my companion’s blood
-7 pairs of pants
-3 pairs of underwear
-10 pairs of socks
-one fruit or animal never before introduced to the ecosystem I am entering
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