For sale: gray credenza, lightly scratched

For sale: Ally McBeal, Season 3

For sale: Keurig™ machine, freshly brewed

For sale: bear traps, they work…

For sale: WW2 Garand Rifle, loaded

For sale: Mästerby stool (IKEA), utmärkt tillstånd

For sale: Clash’s Sandinista!, on cassette!

For sale: Amateur watercolors, unbelievably amateur

For sale: slow cooker, brisket included

For sale: rope, so much rope

For sale: beer cans, domestic/imported

For sale: Trans Am, OOOH YEAH

For sale: baby shoes, some poop

For sale: My house, I’m moving

 

 

The Higgs Weldon is an online humor magazine with funny articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was founded in the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!