“Colludin’ Around The Christmas Tree”

“Tough On Crime King Wenceslas”

“I’m Dreaming Of A White Nation”

“O Cancel, All Ye Fake News”

“(There’s No Place Like) Mar-A-Lago For The Holidays (And Most Weekends)”

“Did You Hear What I Choose To Hear?”

“Rostislav, The Russian Reindeer”

“Hark! The Angel Of Death Sings”

“Grandma Got Run Over By The Access Hollywood Bus”

“Baby, There’s Muslims Outside”

“Liddle Rocket Boy”

“Have Yourself The Most Unbelievable, I Mean Just The Most Terrific Christmas You’ve Ever Seen.  You’re Not Gonna Believe It.”

“Tis’ The Treason”

“Manafort, Did You Know?”

“Frosty The Very Nasty Snowman”

“Last Christmas (Seriously, It’s Very Possible)”

“O Holy Shit, We’re Screwed”

“White Christmas”

 

NOTE: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE, PLAY “FELIZ NAVIDAD”

 

 

 

 
 

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