Things That Should Learn English Or Leave This Country
By
November 6, 2017

 
Dogs
 
Cats
 
Siri
 
Autocorrect
 
Spanish Dictionary 
 
Mathematics
 
Stocks 
 
Storks

Steaks
 
Jazz
 
All Guitar Solos
 
C++ 
 
Java
 
Yoda
 
Non-Parrot Birds
 
Malort
 
Only I am allowed to be here please respect this list and GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY. 
 
Mountains
 
Trees 
 
Squirrels 
 
Cheese
 
My girlfriend can stay too. 
 
Turtle
 
Pumpkin 
 
“Y’all”
 
“Ain’t”
 
“Fixin’”
 
Turkey 
 
Alpha numeric passwords
 
My friend Mark can stay too. Mark is a pretty good time. 
 
This list will be updated frequently as various entries on this list either become English compliant or leave this country. If you believe something has been left off this list in error, do not hesitate to contact the Department Under Direct Edification, West Hall At Thackeray (DUDE, WHAT) 
 
Thank you. 
 
(Oh wait, My mom can stay too)
 
Thanks again.

 

 

 
 

The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please read and enjoy our jokes!


CARTOONS

facebookfooter twitterfooter tumblrfooter rssfooter

Sign up for our monthly email list!