A perfect Sunday.
Catching a big ol’ fish and showing it off to my rugby buddies.
A hug from my son (estranged).
Sipping Coronas on the beach with Morgan Freeman after busting outta Shawshank.
Shawshank on TNT.
Walking through the doors of my start up’s new offices. The rooms are empty, but they’re full of potential. And you can’t beat that view. (The view is of New York City.)
A man holding a gun to my temple demanding that I use specific phrases.
A good Hooters.
A phone call from my wife (missing).
Hearing my single on the radio. (My single is called “Fuck Palace.”)
Getting the Nobel for whatever.
Feeling something, anything.
Looking in the mirror after swapping bodies with a real hunk.
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