The Higgs Weldon is a humor website with funny stories, articles, cartoons, and one liners. It was started by the Los Angeles stand-up comedy community, but takes submissions from everybody. Please enjoy our jokes!
If anyone would like to hear a list of things I don’t like, all you have to do is ask, or make eye contact, or be in my general vicinity.
Crapshootby Devin Field
Scientific Fictionby Ivan Hernandez