The following post is a submission from our April 2013 monthly writing prompt, Haikus About Television.

Top Chef
Spices run wild
A filet is born to die
Ma’am please pass the salt

Oh Ross and Rachel
Love streaks the New York skyline
We’ll all be dead soon 

Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Of all the princes
In all of the sexy lands
You are the freshest



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