The following post is a submission from our April 2013 monthly writing prompt, Haikus About Television. To view our current monthly writing prompt, click here.

Saran Wrap’s on sale,
Next on Supermarket Sweep,
Or was it Twin Peaks?

A Slayer is born,
once to each generation.
Or just whenever.

Fans will often ask:
“What the hell was Kara Thrace?”
But we’re out of time.

As the ad goes, the
best part of waking up is
Folger’s in your cup.

Lost. On an island,
in time, or space, or something,
Haven’t seen it yet.



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