@RosaParks You know, it’s funny you’re sitting in the front of the bus cuz it’s not allowed actually

@Lizzy_Borden Looks like you have an ax. That’d be good for giving your parents some whacks. Get it?

@JudyGarland7 I don’t usually date fat chicks but-

@AnneFrank You ever try a diary lock?

@Nellie_Bly665 It’s about ethics in yellow journalism.

@Marie_Curie Did u kno radium is radioactive? fml

@Joan_Of_Arc You’re pretty hot for a Theist

@EleanorRoosevelt But what if I want to feel inferior without my consent? ;)

@HarrietTubman Y u take underground railroad when there’s regular road?????


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