Vegan Food Diary
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July 17, 2017

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Sunday

Breakfast: Chamomile tea with a drop of honey produced by my pet bee, Larissa

Lunch: A handful of rice

Dinner: The promise of tomorrow

Monday

Breakfast: A gulp of the air of a fresh week

Lunch: A gazpacho flavored triscuit

Dinner: A smorgasbord of pita bread

Tuesday

Breakfast: Strawberries picked from my neighbor Lentil’s garden

Lunch: A glimpse of an eggplant

Dinner: Rack of lamb jk a cashew

Wednesday

Breakfast: A frothy glass of asparagus juice

Lunch: A whiff of barley

Dinner: A teaspoon of peas

Thursday

Breakfast: A medley of grapes

Lunch: A tri-colored beet

Dinner: The memory of goat cheese

Friday

Breakfast: An unpeeled lemon

Lunch: A drop of dew

Dinner: Several lentils

Saturday

Breakfast: Avocado puree

Lunch: Half of a rainbow sprinkle

Dinner: The satisfaction of another week on this gorgeous planet

 
 
 

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