One hand is in her pocket, but what’s the other one up to?
Texting her mom back “k”
Clicking “Send All” on her Twitter drafts
Swiping left on Tinder
It’s in the other pocket
Paying for a Doritos Locos Taco because it’s her cheat day
Choosing the appropriate Kimoji to text
Requesting a ride on Uber
Fell asleep, woke up, and is now in the pins and needles stage
Making someone talk to it because the face don’t understand
Pointing to the name of her entrée on a menu at the new Chinese place around the corner
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