White House NSA Scandal Distraction Plan
August 21, 2013

  1. Honor ’72 Dolphins

  2. Adopt new puppy

  3. Free government candy

  4. Obama gets bangs

  5. Make single mention of global warming

  6. Reunite Guns N’ Roses

  7. Adopt sassy homeless teen

  8. Bring back “Chicken Selects”

  9. Obama goes on Fallon dressed as Geordi La Forge

  10. Somehow blame China

Rejected Stamps- war of 1813

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