The following post is a submission from our August 2013 monthly writing prompt, Fake Yelp Reviews. To view our current monthly writing prompt, click here.
Earth – 4 stars
I heard Mars has better views and a warmer climate, but I’ve never been there due to the fact that I only make $15.00 an hour as an intern and can’t afford it right now. But it’s on my list!
PROS: easy to get to, big, lots of beaches
CONS: lots of space taken up by deserts, not enough people speak English
For some people, this planet might be overrated. But for me, it’s still majestic and has a lot to offer.
I can’t rate Earth 5 stars since I have yet to go to Mars, Mercury, Venus, Saturn, and a few more, but I’ll update this post if I think this planet would rate 5 stars after visiting the others.
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