He asked your father for his blessing. He got down on one knee. He posted some Facebook status that “She said yes!” or “I’m marrying my best friend.” You are ALMOST officially engaged. All that remains is 2 hours in a field with the love of your life and a stranger in a black turtleneck and an infinity scarf. This photo session will dictate how your friends and family judge your wedding planning, and your entire future together. So choose your photo wisely because here’s what those photos really say about your relationship… (more…)
Great moments in meatpacking history.
Symphonies recorded LIVE FROM THE MEN’S ROOM!
Weather reports predicting a partly sunny Monday, chance of showers, high around 60. Clear and cold Monday night, lows around 30. Tuesday, the Apocalypse.
Cats who wear hats or truly care what you have to say.
Visits to the doctor’s office when it paid to dress nice. (more…)
How can you afford to be constantly traveling the world
There’s just no way you’re changing my mind on this
A psychologist would classify this as a manic episode
Someone needs to learn the difference between “to” and “too”
This is a few paragraphs short of a manifesto
For the love of God, Mom, stop sharing every status I post
Did you even open this article before you posted it (more…)
I get it. Once Cool Pope hit the scene, people rushed to forget about Emperor Palpatine Pope. And that’s fine. Francis is doing God’s work, literally, and his flock loves him for it. It allows me time to be the type of night manager this Secaucus, New Jersey Denny’s needs and deserves. I used to be God’s earthly agent, and now I represent Denny’s franchisee number 2259, Akash Singh of Teaneck, New Jersey.
This is a coming out for me, in a manner of speaking. No, not that kind! I was the head of the church, not some parish priest we hid in Boston. This is the first time I’ve publicly revealed my career transition.
Did I have other options when I retired? Sure. There are plenty of parishes in Berlin that would have loved to add a little star power to their rosters. When you reached the pinnacle of your profession, it’s difficult to accept a smaller role in the same field. (more…)