The Higgs Weldon
Text Translation Guide: Texts From Hell
October 31, 2014

Paigetext_textsfromhellTexting can be spooky, scary, terrifying stuff. But never fear, my fellow texters, iMessagers and SMSers, for this Halloween I’ve compiled the six most haunting text encounters, and translated them into terms we can all understand.

The Chilling “K.”

Eek! Did you feel that icy chill? This spooky single letter text roughly translates to “sure” with undertones of “I hate you.” My advice: spiral into a depression for at least three days. What could be more festive? (more…)

The Higgs Weldon Live November
October 30, 2014


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Wolfman’s Night Out
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October 29, 2014

What’s a werewolf to wear? Enjoy the first sketch from The Higgs Weldon!

Written by Raj Desai
Directed by Robin Higgins & Paige Weldon
Starring Finn Straley & Raj Desai
Make-up by Olya Tizer
Camera & Editing by Matthew Sordello

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David Foster Wallace Writes a Book for Toddlers
October 29, 2014


Here* is Sunny Bunny**!
He is funny(1)!
He knows that being true to yourself is more important than money†!

* SB was a firm believer in living in the here and now. As a young bunny he grew up in a very intense and neurotic home and though it no doubt had its effects on him for many years to come (for instance in his difficulty in making major decisions, see endnote 2), he did his best to exercise the Buddhist principles he was taught during his trip to the far east**.
** Another thing that SB learned in the far east was the liquidity of one’s identity and the harm in sticking too strongly to an artificial, technical detail such as a name.
† Same goes for money. (more…)

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